Three are consequences to coming out too strong.

You know Marie Chouinard pissed herself on stage in her first performance, right? Well, she did. So where do you go from there? Considering I called her stupid in the title, you know this is not going to be a puff piece.

I tried. I did. Especially with Body Remix because it was evident that Marie Chouinard is a sound artist. I found one minute that was ok. That’s it up there.

And that’s where it ends. Why didn’t anyone stop her? I mean she is just terrible and, as I had feared, she went full nipple when she had her dancers stop wearing those shiny things in that aforementioned thing of which there is 20 seconds.

I’m not sure what this is, don’t care. I MUST acknowledge she is brilliant with audio. Maybe even up there with Janet Cardiff. She should have stopped there.

You can’t imagine how hard I tried to like this chick.

I just….I….just look at her Le Sacre du Printemps:

Someone should have stopped her. I live in fear that she will team up with Jan Fabre and kill that zeitgeist in some horrible way and sell it as art. Gawd.